Should Have Been An Email Candle

You sat through an hour of slides for information you could've read in thirty seconds — this candle is the silent scream you didn't get to let out in the meeting. Hand-poured with non-toxic soy wax and a cotton wick, it's the desk decor equivalent of muting your camera and thinking your truest thoughts. Small-batch and built for anyone who's ever typed "per my last email."