Fantasy Football Widow Candle

He said he'd be done after one game. That was four hours ago.

For every woman who has lost her partner to a draft board, a waiver wire, and a group chat that never stops. Light this one, pour something, and enjoy the quiet — the couch is yours until at least the 4 o'clock kickoff.

Hand poured in small batches with non-toxic soy wax and a cotton wick. 7.5 oz.

Pick your scent:

• Apple Cider (Free Fallin') — like actual apple cider, not the sugary candle-store version
• Pumpkin Sage (Sweater Weather) — pumpkin, sage, cinnamon and vanilla, grounded instead of sweet

Makes a very funny gift. Makes an even better "I'm buying this for myself."