My Dog/Cat Said You're a Hoe Candle

Pets don't lie, and apparently neither do their humans anymore. This candle is for the friend who needs to hear the truth from a source they trust — even if that source has four legs and questionable manners. Hand-poured with non-toxic soy wax and a cotton wick, small-batch and cruelty-free, because even blunt honesty deserves a clean burn.